egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via llazygagaa)

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

(via sharkodactyl)

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via punkpro)